Woodland Creature Coordinator

About this role

About the role

Our cleaning contractors are birds, deer, rabbits, a turtle, and several chipmunks. They work for songs. Coordinate the crew, handle the occasional strike, and make sure nobody washes dishes with a squirrel tail again.

What you'll do

  • Run daily animal standup (turtle is always late)

  • Negotiate compensation in berries

  • Enforce no-tail-in-the-dishes policy

Must-haves

  • Can sing at a pitch birds respect

  • Not allergic to fur

  • Strong vendor management skills

Perks

  • Bluebird alarm clock

  • Deer can give you a ride

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