About this role
About the role
When Sneezy goes, the roof goes. Three cave-ins last quarter. You will stand next to him with a clothespin and good reflexes.
What you'll do
Detect pre-sneeze indicators (eye water, nose twitch, "ah... ah...")
Deploy beards as emergency dampeners
Maintain the pollen-free zone
Must-haves
Reaction time under 0.2 seconds
Owns industrial-grade tissues
Will not take it personally
Perks
Free tissues
Danger pay per sneeze
safetyallergiesHVAC