Seven-Dwarf Payroll Specialist

About this role

About the role

Payroll is currently paid in soup. Some dwarfs want diamonds. Some want naps. One wants to be left alone. Build a benefits package that satisfies all seven.

What you'll do

  • Process weekly payroll in gems, soup, or naps

  • Administer the "Sneeze Insurance" plan

  • Calculate overtime for "the whole day through"

Must-haves

  • Payroll certification

  • Comfortable with non-traditional currencies

  • Discreet (Grumpy will deny he gets a raise)

Perks

  • Gem bonus

  • Excellent soup

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