Royal Huntsman (Conscientious Objector Track)

About this role

About the role

Previous Huntsman was let go for "failure to complete assigned tasks" (we respect him for it). The Queen wants a replacement. You must be willing to accept assignments and then absolutely not do them.

What you'll do

  • Walk princesses into the woods and then let them go

  • Source pig hearts from approved vendors

  • Lie convincingly to royalty

Must-haves

  • Strong moral compass

  • Excellent poker face

  • Fast runner

Perks

  • Free bow and arrow

  • Witness protection program

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