About this role
About the role
When someone bites the apple, every minute counts. Lead the incident bridge, contain the spread of sleep, and coordinate recovery (true love's kiss).
What you'll do
Own the "Princess Down" runbook
Coordinate with Prince Logistics for recovery
Write blameless post-mortems (it was the Queen)
Must-haves
Calm under pressure
Strong runbook discipline
Can run while carrying a dwarf
Perks
On-call stipend
A very dramatic job
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