About this role
About the role
Our flagship mirror answers one query: "Who is the fairest of them all?" Every time the answer changes, there is an incident. You will keep the mirror at 99.999% uptime and, ideally, 100% flattering.
What you'll do
Maintain the "Fairest" endpoint and its single, very demanding user
Build alerting for when Snow White moves within 50 miles
Rotate the mirror's polishing schedule
Must-haves
Calm under extremely personal production incidents
Experience with rhyme-based APIs
Seven years of bad luck already served (we checked)
Perks
On-call stipend
Excellent lighting for selfies
SREuptimemirrorson-call