About this role
About the role
Seven men lived here alone for a very long time. The cobwebs have cobwebs. There is a sink that may be sentient. We need a leader who isn't afraid.
What you'll do
Clear the dish backlog (estimated 2 years)
Implement the "wash before supper" policy and survive the pushback
Dust the beds labeled with names
Must-haves
Strong stomach
Experience with change management (the dwarfs hate washing)
Owns a broom, ideally non-flying
Perks
Gooseberry pie
Hugs at the door
housekeepingoperationscleaning