About this role
About the role
Somebody has to say no. Grumpy says it constantly, but he can't be everywhere. You will audit every cheerful idea and find what is wrong with it.
What you'll do
Review all fun proposals and reject them
Maintain the official cottage Risk Register (top risk: women)
Harrumph in meetings, minimum twice per hour
Must-haves
Strong opinions, all negative
Can cross arms for 8+ hours
Secretly has a heart of gold (do not show this at work)
Perks
Private corner
No one is allowed to sing at you before 9 a.m.
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