Fairest Of Them All: Brand Ambassador

About this role

About the role

Our brand ambassador role is extremely competitive. The current holder tried to eliminate the competition with an apple. Apply at your own risk.

What you'll do

  • Be the fairest

  • Pose near mirrors

  • Avoid old ladies with fruit baskets

Must-haves

  • Lips red as the rose, hair black as ebony, skin white as snow

  • Good with animals

  • Natural singing voice

Perks

  • Fame

  • Bodyguard (seven, short)

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