Evil Queen Disguise Detection Analyst

About this role

About the role

Our #1 attack vector is old ladies selling fruit at the window. Unfortunately, our #1 user clicks on everything. Build our anti-phishing (anti-fishing? anti-apple?) program.

What you'll do

  • Run awareness training: "Don't accept apples from strangers"

  • Monitor for hooked noses, warts, and cackling

  • Lead incident response when a raven shows up

Must-haves

  • Experience with social engineering defense

  • Can spot a disguise at 100 meters

  • Firm handshake (for checking if hands are bony)

Perks

  • Locks on every door

  • Peace of mind (eventually)

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