Dwarf Mine Union Representative

About this role

About the role

Our workforce whistles while it works, but has started asking about overtime for "the whole day through." Represent the dwarfs at the bargaining table.

What you'll do

  • Negotiate shift lengths and soup breaks

  • Advocate for napping rights (Sleepy is the main stakeholder)

  • Draft the Hat Equality Clause

Must-haves

  • Negotiation experience

  • Comfortable in very small break rooms

  • Can stand up to Grumpy (or at least sit across from him)

Perks

  • Union-protected naps

  • Collective bargaining pie

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