Diamond Accountant

About this role

About the role

We have a vault full of diamonds and absolutely no idea what we're doing with them. Previous accounting method: Dopey licks them. You will build an actual ledger.

What you'll do

  • Reconcile the gem ledger weekly

  • Prepare the annual report ("still a lot")

  • Separate the rubies from the rocks

Must-haves

  • Detail-oriented, ideally with a loupe

  • Can resist putting gems in pockets

  • Excel or abacus fluent

Perks

  • Gem discount

  • Pension paid in amethyst

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