About this role
About the role
Our security posture is: "Don't let anyone in, and don't let her open the door." It has failed three times. Build a real security program for a cottage with one door and seven distracted guards.
What you'll do
Define the cottage security policy (rule 1: no apples)
Run tabletop exercises ("A witch is at the window. Go.")
Report risk to the board (seven dwarfs, all on one bench)
Must-haves
Security leadership experience
Can explain risk to people who think it's a mining term
Comfortable with SOC 2, ISO 27001, and ISO 42001 (the Magic Mirror is technically an AI system)
Perks
Corner office with a lock
Free deadbolt upgrades
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