Chief Heigh-Ho Officer

About this role

About the role

Every morning we go off to work. Every evening, it's home from work we go. Someone has to own this end-to-end. Set the tempo and lead the line.

What you'll do

  • Lead the daily march (shovel over shoulder)

  • Set the company tempo, ideally 112 bpm

  • Represent the dwarfs at kingdom summits

Must-haves

  • Executive presence at under 4 feet

  • Can sing and walk simultaneously

  • Proven ability to inspire with two syllables

Perks

  • Front of the line

  • Executive pickaxe

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