Apple Quality Assurance Taster

About this role

About the role

The Queen's apple division has had some, let's say, customer retention issues. You'll taste every apple before it leaves the castle. If you're reading this, the last taster gave notice. Permanently.

What you'll do

  • Bite every apple (one bite only, per policy)

  • File a ticket if the apple is "suspiciously red"

  • Report any sudden urge to sleep for 100 years to HR immediately

Must-haves

  • Fearless relationship with fruit

  • Can tell a Honeycrisp from a Hex-Crisp

  • Signed waiver (we have a lot of them)

Perks

  • Hazard pay

  • A prince on standby, assuming he finds you

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